Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.
It was a catastrophe.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
took me a second to get it
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Trying to be angry at your best friend like
i need to get something off my chest
*takes off my nipple*
when u sent an important message to the wrong person
he demands it